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We're not sure what caused it, and we've heard several conflicting eyewitness reports. Depending on who you believe, we had a problem because:

  • Goat Renter Guy herded his bramble-eaters into our computer room while trying to elude Ellensburg Bowhunter (definitely not cool), and they promptly chewed up that page.
  • Perennial Pressure Washer got a little rambunctious while cleaning and tried to blast coffee stains and donut sprinkles off our database.
  • P-Patch People cut City Lights main power line while digging a broccoli garden next door.


Hey, sorry I ate the Internet.
(Just kidding!)